Don't Play Leapfrog With Unicorns
FAQ
Answers to what visitors most often ask at the fence. If yours is missing, send it along.
Is any of this real?
The merchandise is real. The stories are entirely made up. To our knowledge, no one has ever played leapfrog with a unicorn and we would prefer it stayed that way.
Are the tales suitable for children?
Yes. They are clean, mild and written to be read aloud, although the occasional small child may start giving you warnings of their own.
How long until my order arrives?
We make each item when you order it, so allow 3 to 7 business days for that and several days in transit. You will get a tracking link by e-mail.
What does delivery cost?
A flat $5 within the United States. Orders of $75 or more travel free.
Do you deliver abroad?
Not at present. For now we only deliver to addresses in the United States.
May I send something back?
Because items are made to order, we cannot take them back for size or a change of heart. If yours is damaged, misprinted or wrong, let us know within 30 days and we will replace or refund it.
How are the shirts sized?
They are unisex, with a size table on every product page. Heavyweight tees run roomy, so take your usual size.
Which payment methods do you accept?
Stripe handles checkout, which means major cards, Apple Pay and Google Pay. We never see your card number.
Can I send you my own cautionary tale?
Please do. Use the contact page. The best ones may end up on the blog, with names changed to protect the foolish.